El Gaffney

A Minor Scare

I’m too far away to have a heart attack in my hotel room and expect to be found and saved. So either it’s ESPN’s fault or my own suspect translation, but before going to commercial break this morning, I heard (translated), “Leading by 4 points with less than 4 seconds left, did Georgetown manage to lose to Notre Dame?” I pounded my chest a couple times Farley- not King Kong-style and waited patiently for the show’s return. 2 minutes later I was watching Bowman foul Colin (something, he’s white) and believed all my suspicions were true. OT1 – had a chance to lose the game. OT2 – thankfully we got out with a win. I think it’s because I didn’t do the Jesus pose and post.

Tags: bball, espn, gtown, notredame