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Inbox of Immaturity: The Art of the Tease
Man, since that New Year’s Resolution to write a post per week, week’s are starting to fly by. This isn’t the most thoughtful post, but I can’t help it that I woke up and all I could think about was this clip (that was featured on The Soup). So I brought back an old staple, the IOI, in order to present this gem - and a few others. Without further ado, Ray-J teaches up about the art of the tease (at about 2:30 in):
More stuff I’m digging this week:
- Conan spending NBC’s money
- Five year-old drummer doing System of a Down
- Parks & Recreation + Questlove + Wu-Tang
- Kind of like the Jersey Shore meets Pokemon (NSFW)
- And finally, a Jersey Shore compilation
Have a great weekend. Go Jets!
Inbox of Immaturity: You Can Run, You Can Hide, But You Can’t Escape My Immaturity
This has been a week full of immaturity. So rather than save some links for next week when I’m sure to be struggling to find them (and you’re sure to be ridiculed for passing on links that have made the rounds already - “I’ve seen that 6x already bro. Nice job.”), I’ve posted them here.
The VMA discussion is still so hot right now…VMA discussion. So peep it, and my comments (#9) at Noah’s bliz-og.
The 50 vs. Kanye battle ain’t over either. And though Kanye seems to have taken an early lead, The Battle of Billboardsburg is on.
Lastly, a couple more entrepreneurs are making news. The new Crotchepreneur and old Didd-E.
Inbox of Immaturity (1): Can’t Hate on Kanye
Yes, he threw another fit when he got shut out of a VMA again and didn’t get to perform on the main stage. But in fairness, he should have been up there over Britney and his rant was nothing like this. (Thanks to Mike.)
I’m sorry but Kanye’s immaturity is exceeded by his creativity, willingness to take risks, and determination to set the bar higher and in a new place. Here’s yet one more example: “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” alternative video with comedian, Zach Galifianakis.
Plus, you know I DVR’ed 106 & Park last night to watch see Kanye and 50. What became apparent was that BET would not have treated this “Clash of the Titans” episode any differently—other than the Stuart Scott opening it was just like they do when they have 2 artists guests that have nothing to do with one another: Video, then Fiddy came out and talked on the couch, then a video, then he performed, then more videos, then he left…if it weren’t for Kanye. Kanye came out, did two performances and not his biggest hit (Stronger, which is game changing in itself) but combo of Can’t Tell Me Nothing and the Good Life and then a slower joint, Big Brother, which as it was about to wind down, Jay-Z came out, and they did the Encore chorus together. Then Kanye and 50 came out together, they gave each other props, and the show ended with an I Get Money/Can’t Tell Me Nothing mashup.
In the end, it was starting to believe that Mister West has a chance of being, as he said, the new Prince. A girl was even hysterically crying as she met him. But it seems there’s some other competition for the guys (and I’m not talking about Kenny Chesney).
Erasing the VMAs from Memory
Last night - 9/9 at 9PM so you couldn’t forget - MTV put on its annual Video Music Awards. For the first year ever, it took place in Las Vegas at The Palms (home to a great Real World season, and more recently, one of the worst revival ideas they’ve had bringing the same cast back to Sin City). And the only reasons I note the location are (1) Because MTV did so a couple thousand times during their pre-show: “It’s so obvious,” “The perfect place for the VMAs,” “How amazing an idea!” (No, that was not posed as a question - it was not open to debate.) AND (2) Maybe it’s the only legitimate excuse for putting on probably the worst award show production I’ve ever seen (and sadly enough, sat through for a few hours).
Vegas may have been a little too much of a distraction for organizers and artists because from the very start, it can only be described as a trainwreck. (And even if that’s an unoriginal description, I promise you it’s accurate.) I will not spend time talking about the disappointment that was Britney’s performance. Watch it here - before lunch if you’re smart. It really should have been show-stopping.
She was followed up by an awkward Sarah Silverman, of whom I’m a huge fan and who may have been creating this uneasiness as a genius comic device - but other than a few sweet zingers (”if Amy Winehouse isn’t Jewish, someone should tell her face” and “isn’t it so cute how 50 Cent is still alive”) it was really an uncomfortable two minutes (feeling like 10).
Then other than a pretty ridiculous (in a good way) performance by Chris Brown, I don’t really know what happened. And I didn’t black out. The presenters seemed equally confused. Fergie wasn’t there to receive the Best Female award and Shilostache La Buff thought Ludacris was going to come up and accept it for her - which seems insane given the category even if he was responsible for the verse that was responsible for getting anyone to fork over 99 cents for Fergalicious.
Honestly, I really don’t know who won anything other than the guys with eye liner in the Friends and Enemies suite. Timbaland’s really the only dude who has his shit together, so maybe he should be called The Maestro. Peep the Twittering I did last night of some of the most noteworthy occurences. And note, none of them had to do with category winners. Of course, MTV “knows” that people tune in for the celebrity drama, fashion, lifestyle. But maybe it’s time to rethink that because even if setting Britney up for failure was the “buzz-building” idea all along, they may lose their audience (as well as artist support). (Though there’s no substitute for hearing JT say play more damn videos while on stage with The Hills girls.)
Kanye’s complaining of course that he didn’t win anything or get to perform on the main stage, but he really should be happy he didn’t have any part in the “main” production. The suite shows were the only source of originality and slightly interesting and lively musical excitement. Now I can focus my attention on a truely intelligent marketing scheme…Kanye vs. 50, and tomorrow’s release of both their albums. A rivalry which hopefully won’t get violent like this one, which I’m calling Rocklee 2.
Inbox of Immaturity
First installment from the new digs. And it comes with an observation. The Gen GuYs have FOOD on the mind. For a sports-fanatical group like my friends, neither baseball nor the NBA Finals made a dent in the inbox nor became the focal point of our conversations.
Perhaps Independence Day plans are being made (last minute obviously) and summer’s finally kicked into gear - get your BBQ on people.
Here we go:
This is not too funny, but this was the hot topic of discussions: A burger eating competition at Fatburger in Jersey City coming up on the 28th. If you eat a whole, fully loaded Triple Kingburger (we’re talking 1.5 lbs of meat alone here) you win a undisclosed prize, a fatburger gift certificate, tshirt and picture on the wall. My friend Cox is training: “I think I’m ready - i want to be imortalized in Fatburger history. 4 yrs ago I did eat a 40oz burrito and washed it down with a 21 oz iced tea so hopefully this should be a walk in the park.”
The secret to Chipotle’s success has been identified not by accident, rather by planned marketing. I’m curious to hear how everyone feels about this move?
The hot dog eating record was broken by Joey Chestnut of California. Take that Kobayashi.
Otherwise, there’s been some heated Sopranos debate, which Tim Goodman
recaps and offers his opinion. Solid stuff.
And lastly, an MTV Cribs parody you may actually find novel and comical by Michael Gondry.
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