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Inbox of Immaturity

I’ve been too busy watching A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila to post my immaturity. You can have too much of a good thing apparently. Good luck to Dani. Sorry Amanda and Bobby, but T-squared deserves the best of both worlds. That didn’t come out right. You know what I mean though. Actually, you probably don’t…and you’re definitely better off for it. She’s just cool. Anyway, another excuse I have for letting the IOI slip is: I’ve been studying. Nope, not for the GMAT’s or LSAT’s or Jeopardy (What is quiche…anyone?); rather, I’ve been studying my maths…the math of rap, that is!

This is almost as good as The Village Voice’s breakdown of This is Why I’m Hot: Rap Charts. A sneak peak of what you’ll find (a couple of the more tame lyrics):


Wow. I really can enjoy that all day. But anyway, a few more links for the rock or folk music fans…
-This is not for trendy mustache wearers: Beards Rule
-This new sport may not catch on: Binocular Soccer
-This customer complaint is classic: Jimmy Dean Call
-This is a coldblooded prank: Cardinals Game
-This is for the margarita-loving and advertising-recalling New Yorkers: Dell Dude’s New Gig

Those should hold you over for a while. Peace.

Tags: ioi, realitytv

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